Have you ever slid down a fireman's pole (not making a ual innuendo)?

Oh honey! I've slid down the firemans pole, played hide the sausage with my butchers, helped Privet Johnson launch his meat missile, put the basilisk into the Chamber of Secrets, i've iced the cake, pressure wash the the quiver bone, marinate in the ham wallet, batter dip the cheese stick, power drill the squish mitten.